{"product_id":"better-not-pout-ornament","title":"Better Not Pout Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot every Christmas ornament needs to be sweet and sentimental… some of them need to be funny. 😅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis ornament features the iconic lyric twist:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“You better watch out\u003cbr\u003eYou better not cry\u003cbr\u003eYou better not pout\u003cbr\u003eI’m telling you why\u003cbr\u003ebecause Santa helps little b*tches.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA guaranteed laugh for holiday parties, gift exchanges, coworker gifts, or anyone who fully embraces the chaotic Christmas spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrecision cut and etched on wood with a festive ribbon and twine hanger, it’s ready to hang the second it arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: approx. 3.5\" wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: maple wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: engraved holiday text + snowflakes\/bows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHanger: leather cord\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbon: festive ribbon included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in small batches with love (and sarcasm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Monica Faucheux LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46928710893821,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0607\/7166\/4125\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_f866579d-21ba-4853-9f20-753ba56e0f83.png?v=1764655867","url":"https:\/\/custombymonica.com\/en-ca\/products\/better-not-pout-ornament","provider":"Monica Faucheux LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}