Monica Faucheux LLC
You Taught Me Everything I Know Greeting Card
You Taught Me Everything I Know Greeting Card
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For the parent who passed down their love and their anxiety — this “You Taught Me Everything I Know (Except How to Stop Worrying Like You Do)” greeting card says what we’re all thinking, with a wink and a smile.
Printed on a blush background with hand-illustrated florals in cozy tones, this funny-yet-sweet card perfectly balances humor and heart. Whether for birthday, or just because, it’s a loving nod to the person who taught you everything — even if they also taught you to overthink it all.
Designed by Ellie Joe Design Co., this card is part of our modern collection that blends sincerity, wit, and warmth — a favorite for those who laugh as much as they love.
✨ Product Details
- 5” x 7” folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Printed on premium matte cardstock
- Includes a kraft envelope
- Packaged in a clear protective sleeve
- Original Ellie Joe Design Co. artwork
💕 Perfect For:
- Birthday
- Thank-you cards
- Everyday encouragement
Shipping Information
Please choose your preferred shipping method at checkout. We aim to get items out the door as fast as possible. Please allow up to 6 business days for your item(s) to ship or 10 days for custom orders. If you need something sooner, please reach out for our turnaround time before ordering or to rush an item. We do not control how quickly things move once they are dropped off with the shipping company. Thank you for understanding!
Return & Exchange Policy
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unused, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at monica.sexton257@gmail.com. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address: Ellie Joe Design Co 3312 Candlewood Dr, Janesville, WI 53546
Return shipping cost is to be paid for by the customer. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return question at monica.sexton257@gmail.com.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Items that cannot be returned include custom products (such as special orders or personalized items). Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at monica.sexton257@gmail.com.